Remota Patagonia Lodge

Guests who stayed here loved

“We mistakenly double booked. Very early on (many many days before the booking) we asked for management to reconsider their “no free cancellation policy” in light of my error. We wanted to only cancel 4 of the 5 nights we had booked. Nope, no consideration! Upon arrival we saw a man hosing down his car on the property. Also noted many super clean other vehicles. As our rental car was dirty, rather than simply using the hose we asked the bald headed manager if we could very briefly use the hose. Nope, no consideration! We asked to have our room on the third floor to be changed to a ground floor as no elevator and we had heavy luggage for our 2 month driving holiday and hubby has a hernia that is aggravated by heavy lifting. Nope, no can do said the manager! No assistance with luggage. No TV in room (we realise it is remote but a subscription to at least one streaming provider would have been good. No table or chairs, very ordinary furnishings, a long partially broken wooden walkway that smelled of rabbit pee was our path to the stairs to our room. Staff other than the manager were all lovely! Particularly the barman who happily shared his recipe and method for making Pisco Sours. Good in the restaurant good also. Very disappointing stay, particularly since the holiday is celebrating our 30 years together and the place was aware.”

Laurie · Mar 4, 2026